Reason 1: Why Greninja Can't Have A Kiss?

I always thinking about how Greninja can find a way to kiss his girlfriend? that would be strange to know... everyone thinks he put it on another side his tongue... but this time it´s different..
This is the story about Greninja and Delphox..  i hope you guys like.  

Scene 1..

Delphox: Hi, Greninja.
Greninja: Hi, dear.
Delphox: hey, I was thinking about our relationship and I saw that we never have a kiss...
Greninja: That´s not true, I always kiss your cheeks, head and any parts that I don't want to say...
Delphox: No, not that kiss.. a real kiss... of love.
Greninja: Oh, okey. if you wanted...
But before he start kissing her.. she tell him.
Delphox: But, you need to put your tongue into your mouth.
Greninja (peevishly) But, darling.. my tongue was there when I evolved.
Delphox: Come on, you can do it.
Greninja (sighing) Fine, i'll try.

Scene 2:

Greninja: Alright, I did it.
Delphox: Ok, are you ready?
Greninja: Yeah. ewe
Lucario arrive and thinking on his mind say: What's going on there?

Scene 3:

(At least, Greninja and Delphox finally
Lucario: Hey, Zoroark.. look.
Zoroark: Aww.. they´re so cute.
Lucario: True, true. 0u0
Platinun (ME) appears on there and i say: What it´s this? oh.. a kiss, good for them.

Scene 4:

Everything was good but then.. Greninja can´t continue to keep his tongue inside on his mouth and get out and jump at Delphox´s mouth.
Greninja was trying to put it out, but his tongue was stuck in and it was so difficult.

Lucario: Eeeww.. gross.
Zoroark: Eeehh, they´re adorable... (if they can get out of this)
Platinun: Ah, great... i´ll bring my tools.
Spider-Man appears with his camara and take a picture of them saying: Wow, this will be appears on the first page on the Daily Bugle.

Greninja, Delphox, Lucario and Zoroark (C) Nintendo.

Spider-Man (C) Marvel Comics.

Creation from